First, this guy was dressed as a misshapen dwarf with an exposed penis. Then he started talking to me in IM. "Your sooo cute" isn't bad, but then it was one strike after another.
Dwarf: do you look like your avi in rl
That's just not going to go anywhere good. And then!
Dwarf: how does it work here
Mavia: in dark alley?
Dwarf: rlv
Dwarf: grab and rape and all that
Dwarf: im little more traditional
Dwarf: dance
Dwarf: dinner
Dwarf: fondle
Dwarf: lol
Dwarf: sorry
Euuurrrgh... I dunno, I guess it's supposed to be dirty-old-man cute, but it comes off as creepy. (Remember: dwarf with big dick.) I put him off as gently as I could, and he lamented:
Dwarf: you run around and then you finnaly meet your dream girl
Dwarf: and
Dwarf: poof
Dwarf: go figure
Uh, yeah. For the genuinely clueless: girls are not impressed that, at first sight, you announce that you've found your dream girl. This does not come across as romantic. It comes across as superficial and unrealistic. We want to be loved for more than our looks.
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